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American cliches?

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Former U.S. president George W. Bushaccidentally voted for Barack Obama today at a polling place near his Crawford, TX home.

According to local reports, the two-term Republican was confused by the instructions on his electronic voting machine and mistakenly cast a ballot he intended to discard.

Witnesses say Bush argued with poll workers for several minutes afterwards in a effort to redo his vote, but in accordance with state law they ultimately denied his request.

no fucking way i’m dying

well if nothing else, at least we’ll have this

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What are some cliche American items?

Trying to send a funny package to a friend in Australia and I have no idea what’s cliche in my own country. xD

Help pwease?

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me when i eat an apple: im so fuckign healthy

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Tumblr is full of clothes you can’t wear, food you can’t eat and people you can’t fuck.

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A while ago in my AP Chemistry class, this one annoying kid and my friend were having a weird argument about who was better. The annoying kid said, “Well, at least I have a girlfriend!” to which I responded, “Whatever. Your girlfriend has 67 protons.” In response, the entire class, including the teacher, turned their heads to look at the periodic table on the wall. The element with 67 protons is holmium, with the chemical symbol “Ho.” My teacher was the first to laugh.