I hand you my mortal life, but will it be foREVer?

tonystarkmakesyoufeel:

shattersthemoon:

thelegendends:

whenthesuspenderscomeoff:

Former U.S. president George W. Bushaccidentally voted for Barack Obama today at a polling place near his Crawford, TX home.

According to local reports, the two-term Republican was confused by the instructions on his electronic voting machine and mistakenly cast a ballot he intended to discard.

Witnesses say Bush argued with poll workers for several minutes afterwards in a effort to redo his vote, but in accordance with state law they ultimately denied his request.

no fucking way i’m dying

well if nothing else, at least we’ll have this

(via crazybutthatshowitgoes)